“A kitchen is the room you walk through on the way to the restaurant,” one wealthy woman said to another in an interior design shop.
“I decided to cook at my mother’s country house and the odor was horrible. I discovered I had baked a mouse in the oven. We had pizza that night. Meatless,” my friend said at the cafe.
“Store all your valuables within easy reach of your pistol,” said the police officer to his partner.
“First rule of marriage: husband always guilty, wife always innocent,” one Asian woman to another in the subway.
“I love your outfit,” one woman said to another. “That’s because I’m from Chicago,” said the other.