If you leave your coffee on the hood of the car, and it drops, somebody else will drink it.
Don’t date Fabio. The most popular guy in school won’t make a good husband.
The Queen has a facebook page, but you can’t poke her.
I used to think God lived in a confessional booth. Now I think he lives on facebook.
Sister Boom-Boom was no sister.
Your brain doesn’t crunch.
The film was super lo-budge.
Calvin says, “I need a facebook page for my fans. And you can poke me anytime.” 
seriously Calvin, if you decide to get a facebook page, not only would I “friend” you, I would be happy to regularly give you a poke now and then! You are one smart pup, smarter than some of the humans I’ve met!
Janie-sue,
I’m musing this over as a doze. Thanks! – Calvin
I love the conversations…I have heard many an interesting thing on the buses and trains..
G, you need to write those conversations down and put them in your blog. Thanks for commenting!