“…if it’s your happy color, go for it…”
“If the human body is 60% water, why do we need to drink so much of it?”
“When I go camping I like to get pickled under the pine trees.”
“I used to travel back and forth to Alcatraz when I was murdering people.”
“He looked like a dachshund without enough feet.”
“Triple layer of cultures, that’s what we are. Sounds like a triple ice cream cone smooched together.”
“Everybody has a story to tell, but not every story has an everybody to tell it.”
Calvin says, “Who talks like this? My head hurts.” 
Calvin & Bloggie 