Personally I collect magazines instead of bugs.
Monday I come here, Tuesday I go there, Wednesday I go around, Thursday I stay put, and Friday, I’m out of here.
He looks like the collective of the dead inhabitants of the club.
Personal umbrella insurance is surprisingly expensive.
Q: What do you get if you become a knight?
A: You get diplomatic immunity in your own country.
Shofar lessons can be expensive. First you need a ram and he may not have a musical ear.
Now that the elections are over, we can all get back to the business of complaining.
Calvin says, “Do people really talk like this? I thought only rabbits had these habits.”