I can age anything. How old do you want to be?
Personally I collect magazines instead of bugs.
Monday I come here, Tuesday I go there, Wednesday I go around, Thursday I stay put, and Friday, I’m out of here.
With all this social media, is there any time to be yourself? 
He looks like the collective of the dead inhabitants of the club.
Personal umbrella insurance is surprisingly expensive.
Pastor Boss.
Q: What do you get if you become a knight?
A: You get diplomatic immunity in your own country.
Shofar lessons can be expensive. First you need a ram and he may not have a musical ear.
Now that the elections are over, we can all get back to the business of complaining.
Calvin says, “Do people really talk like this? I thought only rabbits had these habits.”
Calvin & Bloggie 