Flight attendants these days are not a happy bunch.
Not once did we get a smile with our no-frills cups of water and no peanuts.
They served one round of drinks and went to their jump seats for the rest of the flight to read their e-books. I suppose they would have paid a little more attention to us if the weather had turned turbulent or a bagpiper had walked down the aisle blowing his pipes.
I noticed the same behavior on the flight back home.
And this from an airline that prides itself in innovation and creativity.
I noticed another thing. This airline flies Airbuses and they all need oiling. Every plane I’ve been on squeaks and moans and makes swirling noises like a giant cake mixer. This is especially true at take-off. Landings aren’t any quieter. The landing gear comes down with a thump. First time I heard the racket I wanted off. Now I’m used to it. What is it about European aircraft that they make so much noise?
A flight attendant friend says it’s the low pay that demoralizes everyone.
That may be true. One flight attendant on another carrier makes so little money that she is forced to live in a flop house with 26 other attendants. Others can’t even find flop houses because they’re all full and sleep in airline lounges, except they’re not allowed to, so they sleep on the floor in the gate areas.
That’s just not right.
If McDonald’s pays $15 an hour, why not the hipster airline? Oh wait. That is the base pay. You get a raise when you turn 102.