Overheard at a coffee shop:
My job is a major interruption to the work that most endears me: the contemplation of myself.
Self-forgetfulness is impossible. How can I forget the most provocative subject in the world? Me.
In a conversation:
Today’s marketing mandate: Give the public what they don’t know they need, and then create a market for it.
Dead people don’t change lanes.
It was beginning to appear that her interesting face covered a most uninteresting mind.
He would look at you as is he were really interested in all you said. He never seemed to be merely polite. It was almost as if he were half expecting you to turn out to be special, and he did not want to miss any opportunity to find out.
From author Ruth Reichl:
Don’t mistake a street address for where you actually live.
From screen diva May West:
It’s better to be looked over than over looked.
Ladies are welcome to have a fit upstairs.
People who exercise just die healthier.
Calvin says, “Here’s another one: Dogs that don’t exercise daily die fat and fartsy.”