If you leave your coffee on the hood of the car, and it drops, somebody else will drink it.
Don’t date Fabio. The most popular guy in school won’t make a good husband.
The Queen has a facebook page, but you can’t poke her.
I used to think God lived in a confessional booth. Now I think he lives on facebook.
Sister Boom-Boom was no sister.
Your brain doesn’t crunch.
The film was super lo-budge.