My everyday morning commute to work is your typical jammed-packed-full-of-bodies-on-a-train experience. Nothing romantic or inspirational about it. I serves me well for characters in a story, for recording dialogue, and for picking up nuances of personality.
This morning, however, I met a character that made me laugh out loud.
His name is Buddy.
But Buddy is no ordinary personage.
He’s an English bulldog with panache.
I’ve seen Buddy before. He’s usually on the other side of the street with his owner, in an enclosed area between two buildings, barking at an orange ball the size of a watermelon. His owner is usually on his cell phone, so Buddy has to wait to get his attention. Hence the barking. Then his owner kicks the ball and Buddy waddles after it with more barking. His barking sounds more like snapping with a smoker’s voice. It echoes down the street and commands attention.
This morning I heard the snapping before I saw Buddy. This time he was on my side of the street. I rushed to catch up to him.
Buddy didn’t have his orange ball. Instead he was cruising down the street on a skateboard.
That’s when I laughed out loud.
I caught up to him at the curb waiting for a car to clear the street. Buddy seems to know about streets and curbs and traffic because he was waiting patiently there. His skateboard had flipped over, exposing the four orange wheels. It seems orange is Buddy’s favorite color. He snapped and gnawed on one of the wheels.
“Flip it over,” his owner said.
Buddy barked with frenzy.
“Come on, Buddy, flip it over,” the man said.
Buddy opened his mouth, bit down on the wheel he was conversing with, and with a turn of his head, flipped the skateboard onto its right side. Then he nudged it with his nose, which in his case was his entire face, and pushed it across the street, which by now was empty of cars. Once on the next street, Buddy hopped on, peddled with his front right leg, gathered speed, then climbed on for the ride.
“How did you teach him to do this?” I asked the owner, a man as strong and street smart as Buddy.
“He taught himself. One day he got on it, and it’s been his thing ever since,” he said.
I looked up and Buddy had hopped off just in time before the skateboard crashed into a tree. It flipped over.
Apparently Buddy knows about trees, too.
“He’s getting good exercise,” I said.
“Yea, I’m hoping it will lengthen his life. His breed doesn’t live long, eight to ten years. Maybe with all the exercise he’ll live to be twelve,” the man said.
Then he added, as if talking more to himself than to me. “I don’t know what I’ll do without him. I like him better than people.”
Calvin says, “Buddy sounds deranged. Skateboarding? That’s like a beagle zip-lining with his nose. I’m also not happy sharing top billing with this creature.”