I’d like a fat-free cheese sandwich on gluten-free bread with soy mayo and a real tomato slice.
I’ve never been to the Genius Bar. I always go to the Greek Squad.
So I was like Wow!
What? Do you think I listen to myself?
May the Fourth be with you.
Paintball: It hurts like art.
I’m turning 25. It’s a real age, not like 24.
You can’t make up the news until it happens.